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Monday, February 13, 2006

We Haven't Given Up!

It has to come to our attention that all our readers across the globe -- the grand total of three! -- are laughing at us. The recent hiatus we have taken has led people to believe that we are running with our tails between our legs after our declaration of the War against Truth.

The simple fact is, it's false.

After declaring our war, we searched for Truth all over the place; especially in our news media. Our plan was to attack this highly overrated value as soon as we found it. But, it appears our open declaration of the war has led this dangerous and often addictive value to completely disappear and go into hiding.

We were told that it may be hiding with Mr.Deve Gowda when he expressed his displeasure about his son getting in bed with BJP. We decided to follow this tip. The entire staff of Majavani World Head Quarters arrived in Bangalore in hot pursuit. Needless to say by the time we arrived, the Truth had vanished from Mr.Gowda's side. In fact, as per some of our sources it was never with him in the first place.

Since Truth is so elusive and out of sight, we are left with no choice but go into hiding ourselves. And that's what we have done. Our thinking is, once we are in hiding, Truth will get a false sense of security and will come out. At that moment we will apprehend it.

Please note that our hiding is more of a tactical retreat than an acceptance of a defeat.

In our mission to vanquish Truth, in the next few weeks we will search for it first in India and then in the South American countries of Brazil, Argentina and Peru. Due to this dangerous and highly secretive mission we will not be able to publish our highly regarded newspaper on a regular basis till the middle of March.

We request our readers to bare with us as we take a dip in the holy river of Amazon.

End Note: Dear reader, you may be wondering about the sudden switch to English from Kannada. We are sure you will heave a sigh of relief when you know the reason behind this switch.

As mentioned earlier, the entire staff of Majavani World H.Q. is in Bangalore now. Since our high tech publishing equipment -- aka laptop -- brokedown after we landed in Bangalore, we were left with the only option of using Internet Centers for our publishing.

While there is still debate going on about "Classical Language", we are thrilled to report that the Internet Centers have already decided that Kannada is a Classical Language similar to Greek, Latin and Sanskrit; they have made sure that the class and the reputation of these languages are not brought down by usage. The Unicode support for all these languages (including Kannada) is not enabled.

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